The Bengal substance!!!

Bengalis are proudly lazy!!!




They call it, being "intellectual"!!!






Now, the concept, for an intellectual, is, quite laid out, for a Bengali.





You have to have a year's unshaven vegetation, all across your face, so that, only and only, your eyes and nose are visible!!!





The day, you swear to be an intellectual, you stop shaving, and even, getting a haircut!!!






You should be able to quote any and every goddamn Bengali poet, wear a dirty, stinky, half-torn kurta, and have a half-burnt cigarette across your lips, at any given point time!!!











Bengalis are also, innately innovative!!! Without second thoughts. Seriously!!!






We can defy physics and do things, no either species would even dream of!!!







Eating is a universal truth for us!!!





From "egg rolls" to "rosogollas", we eat everything. Like every other.



From "rum" to "whiskey", "vodka" to "fruit juice", "wine" to "tea", "champagne" to "coffee", we "eat" everything!!! Like no other!!!



We are the only known clan, that ever existed, and even managed to eat a cigarette, along with the smoke!!!





No doubt, I wanted to be a writer!




Bengalis are full of "substance"!!!






To be continued.....