The problem arose, the very first day, I went for a "counselling" session!!!
When the learned "healer" was asking me something "serious", I was wondering, whether, the lizard, on the wall, inches above my healers's head, had his lunch or not!!!
No wonder, I didn't end up, with a single answer, that was convincing enough, for him, to declare me "sane"!!!
For the best part, he even suspected me, of low IQ, and, for my parents, death was more graceful!!!
Did this bloody "healer" ever have his own IQ tested???
At the IQ test, the usual, stupid questions were asked!
I never knew what happened next, but, the "healer" declared me "gifted"!!!
What the fuck???
A day back, I was a low IQ suspect, and now, I was bloody "gifted"!!! How did this moron even manage a licence to practise???
Bribe!!! For sure!!!
To make things worse, mom declared, a guy with a "gifted" IQ, is God's gift to science!!! I didn't really have a clue, as to, what was this new theory of "evolution", and where do you get to learn such terrible theorems!!!
She didn't care!!! The "silver" lining was turning "platinum", for her, and she was readying, preparing and practising her speech, for the day, I "finally" turned a doctor!!!
Did I just forget to mention?? I was always the kind of investment, that, without a mistake, inevitably, failed!!! Without an exception!!!
Somehow, yet, my parents were sure to make it work, this time!!
Sheer determination!!!
To be continued.....
When the learned "healer" was asking me something "serious", I was wondering, whether, the lizard, on the wall, inches above my healers's head, had his lunch or not!!!
No wonder, I didn't end up, with a single answer, that was convincing enough, for him, to declare me "sane"!!!
For the best part, he even suspected me, of low IQ, and, for my parents, death was more graceful!!!
Did this bloody "healer" ever have his own IQ tested???
At the IQ test, the usual, stupid questions were asked!
I never knew what happened next, but, the "healer" declared me "gifted"!!!
What the fuck???
A day back, I was a low IQ suspect, and now, I was bloody "gifted"!!! How did this moron even manage a licence to practise???
Bribe!!! For sure!!!
To make things worse, mom declared, a guy with a "gifted" IQ, is God's gift to science!!! I didn't really have a clue, as to, what was this new theory of "evolution", and where do you get to learn such terrible theorems!!!
She didn't care!!! The "silver" lining was turning "platinum", for her, and she was readying, preparing and practising her speech, for the day, I "finally" turned a doctor!!!
Did I just forget to mention?? I was always the kind of investment, that, without a mistake, inevitably, failed!!! Without an exception!!!
Somehow, yet, my parents were sure to make it work, this time!!
Sheer determination!!!
To be continued.....
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