Weird, wired!!!

I'll tell you something, we have a dramatically creative family!!!





I faced the strangest, and the weirdest of questions, and sitting back alone , I would actually, laugh out loud!!









Returning home, I would ring the bell, dad would come up, and ask the strangest question, "Oh, you've came??"


"No dad! I was just searching for a wi-fi, without a password, and I just found it here!!!"










We would have a marriage party to attend, and, quite expectedly, everybody would be late!!




I would loiter in a sherwani, when mom would come, adjusting the folds for her saree! Chancing upon me, she would ask so seriously, "Ready?"



"What? No!! I was just checking out, how good a clown I would look, on my wedding right!!!"








We would go to a relative's place, and she would have literally strangled me with excessively huge amounts of food, and then would ask the worst question, in the most innocent manner!



"Did you feed properly? Want some more?"


"Oh yes! You see the hump on my back? I'll store it there!!!"










The worst of all, I would wake up early, one morning, quite accidentally, and mom would be like, "Oh! You awake??"



"Who says so?? I was checking how I look, when I sleep!!!"








I could definitely run a circus, with my family!!!!





To be continued...